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Joke of the Day
"How do you blindfold an Asian woman? Put a windshield in front of her."
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"Why do vampire's use linux? Because they don't like windows in their house. Ba^Dum^Tss"
"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" Yeah....so is a grenade"
"I received some food stamps the other day They tasted terrible."
"It ain't harassment if... Her ass meant to be slapped"
"Alcoholics don't run in my family... They stumble everywhere."
"A psychic midget escaped from jail... Police bulletin read, ""Small medium at large."""
"My wife is upset we can't afford a vacation this year because I kept paying the kids to behave while I was driving"
"Your name is Jeff with a G? Jeffg? Ok"
"I'm glad twitter is new because nobody needs to see Michelangelo rt'ing every time someone mentions how majestic the Sistine Chapel is."