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Joke of the Day
"How do you blindfold an Asian woman? Put a windshield in front of her."
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"A Muslim walks into a bar... Just kidding it's haram"
"Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters? To hunt for their food."
"How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems? The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper."
"The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones... ...but the people of Abu Dhabi do."
"my sister... My sister asked if I wanted to have sex, I said ""well if you incest."""
"What did the right crazy-saggy boob say to the left crazy-saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts."
"Women are like Gremlins, get them wet and they get into all sorts of trouble."
"What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy? Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton"
"Good in bed? So I was asked by a girl recently if I was good in bed. My reply: ""I know I'm good in bed because I'm always satisfied!"""