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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a child afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"
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"I once knew a guy named Dapeng Nguyen. He was the first Asian-Antarctican."
"In People's Republic of Korea... Dog eat you!"
"To be honest, I panic a bit right before I have to pronounce Worcestershire sauce"
"What country has the strictest dress code? Thai-land."
"I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about an Oscar He didn't get it."
"Doctors who wear scrubs infuriate me. You put on a goddamn suit and tie or a ball gown before you handle me, you slob."
"If I was a waiter & asked if the customer was done eating & they said no, I would say 'fat fuck'. Then draw a hippopotamus on their check."
"Never trust trees. They're shady."
"""This one's cute."" - me picking out a watermelon. I have no idea what I'm doing."