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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a wrongly accused art thief? Framed"
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"If a woman has sex with a hundred men...... She is a considered a slut. If a man does the same thing, he is gay."
"Stuck between ""that was awesome"" and ""OMG do you need medical attention"" wherever I walk off the dance floor"
"My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner."
"It's ""hairs"" not the collective ""hair"" now. I have so few I know each individually by name."
"What do you call a jewish black man? Hanigga"
"Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte"
"Why do Mexicans make burritos? So they can unwrap something for Christmas!"
"Me: *doing magic trick* Is THIS your card? Guy: They're all my cards, give me my wallet back."
"What rock group have four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore."