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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a wrongly accused art thief? Framed"
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"Two of Trump's wives have been immigrants. Which just goes to show you that those people will take jobs that no American wants."
"I began writing full time 20 years ago. I've sold lots - my tv, my car, my jewellery..."
"Where do OB/GYNs go to school? Gynecolleges."
"With the money I found in the dryer, the girl in me says buy chocolate and candy, but the adult in me says buy beer, chocolate and candy."
"Has anyone here seen the Matthew McConaughey movie where he keeps getting grouchy in the early evenings and no one can figure out why...? Failure to Lunch?"
"A man trying to scam people into buying land in space was baffled when it didnt work. . . His sign read: 'SPACE AVAILABLE'"
"How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest? You tell him... ""that's definitely a win sir"". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/"
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic ocean with the Titanic? About halfway. ^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out..."
"Oh that's neat so you're a Cancer? Wait...astrologically or to society?"