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Joke of the Day

"My ex said my penis resembled a tic tac. So I asked her, then why does your sister still have bad breath?"

"What does a girl do to her as asshole before having the most crazy sex of her life? She leaves him at home"

"What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common? Their middle name."

"What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!"

"What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"""So, how's life in North Korea?"" ""Well, I can't complain!"""

"My grandfather died peacefully and in his sleep but the kids on his bus were screaming."

"Christmas breakup: play Lexus commercial theme, when they run outside have all their crap packed for them on your driveway, lock the door."

"Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit? Because they just kept lion around!"

"I overdosed on my homeopathic medicine today. Forgot to take it."