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Joke of the Day
"How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool? ""Allahu Akhbarrrr"""
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"DOING NF NOW! ign OpticVpredz [x1] [xboxone]"
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"Chameleon wife: ""Does my bum look big in this dress?"" Chameleon husband: ""What dress? Where are you?"""
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"If you want to know how Irish my family is, my parents don't have a liquor cabinet, they have a liquor closet Right next to the beer fridge"