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Joke of the Day
"How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool? ""Allahu Akhbarrrr"""
Next Joke
"If I had a brewery I would make an alcoholic drink called ""Responsibly"". I wouldn't even have to pay for advertising."
"Why did no one notice Thor's brother? Because he was low-key"
"Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed? So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up."
"What do women and werewolves have in common? (Offensive) They both go berserk once every month."
"What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer"
"A lady never reveals her penis"
"How do you piss off an animal rights activist? You eat pita bread."
"Mexico's population is ill-equiped to deal with Hurricane Patricia The Mexicans that are good at swimming and running have long been gone."
"my penis so big.... it goes from A to Z on the keyboard"