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Joke of the Day

"Shawty dropped to the ground like she ain't got manners There was too much lights for an epileptic girl to handle"

"A secretary asks a favour of her boss. She asks ""can I borrow your Dictaphone?"" ""CERTAINLY NOT!"" he replies indignantly... ""You can use your mobile like everyone else!"""

"Sorry feminists... Why do doctors slap babies butts when they come out? To knock the balls off the dumb ones."

"I'd like to say some wise and meaningful shit, but the fact I just referred to it as ""shit"" shows just how meaningful I can be."

"The racist dove Married a racist hen And together they started A coo clucks clan"

"If I was the editor of a magazine, I would put gametes on the cover Because sex cells."

"GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! USA: hold my drink!"

"You know what they say about cliffhangers ..."

"A man tried to force his wife to take an aspirin when she got in bed with him. She began yelling and saying ""I don't have a headache!"" The man replied, ""Good, let's fuck."""

"Why do people get divorced in the holiday season? Because they Marry Christmas!"