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Joke of the Day
"If I was the editor of a magazine, I would put gametes on the cover Because sex cells."
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"What did the optometrist give Helium? A pair of noble glasses"
"How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?"
"What did Donald Trump hate most about school? Essays."
"Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball."
"How come you never see black people on ships? They aint falling for that shit again."
"Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up? It was a wannabe wallaby!"
"Gay dude was reading a holiday brochure then he tells his partner, ""This year we should try Greece."" His partner looks up and ask him. ""Whts wrong with the Vaseline?"""
"What's the difference between 9/11 and Tianjin? I'm only 75% sure Jews did Tianjin"