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Joke of the Day

"The only highlight of a brutal moving day: Wife: ""That's way too big to fit in the back door."" 4 people in unison: ""That's what she said!"""

"Forget the ""bomb dot com"" For today's political climate and lack of punctuation, try ""Obama dot comma"""

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut."

"Final words to David before surgery: ""If I don't make it? Swear you'll have me cremated & snort my ashes off a hooker's ass."" He promised."

"How do you escape from a Jewish Cop? You take the toll road."

"Why do bears poop in the woods? So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!"

"My dad was walking around the house screaming yesterday.... He kept shouting, ""A, E, I, O, U"". ""What's wrong?"", I asked him. To which he responded, ""Nothing, I just have irritable vowel syndrome..."""

"After many years, I have decided I no longer care where Waldo is because we do not have any sort of reciprocal relationship."

"Some guy died at the gym... They had to deadlift him out."

"What color is a chameleon on a mirror?"