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Joke of the Day
"How do you escape from a Jewish Cop? You take the toll road."
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"I wanted cats. My wife wanted kids. So we got a dog."
"Bears think if you're lying down motionless, you're dead. So every day, the first bear to wake up thinks its entire family is dead. Tragic."
"I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE AND WHAT I SAY GOES in one ear and out the other."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't get offended by this joke"
"What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast? Coma-toast."
"Public restrooms are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet and is wearing heels on one pair."
"Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel."
"Why is Chicago called the Windy City? Because Indiana sucks and Wisconsin blows"
"What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers? ""Who the hell ordered a new roof?"""