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Joke of the Day

"Forget the ""bomb dot com"" For today's political climate and lack of punctuation, try ""Obama dot comma"""

"Did you hear about the red tarmac that went around murdering people? It was a cycle-path."

"""I really regret not taking up bow hunting"" I think as my neighbor fires up his chainsaw at first light."

"How many blonde jokes exist? One. This one. The rest are all true."

"[shady nighttime meeting at the aquarium] AQUARIUM EMPLOYEE: eels are already pretty slippery man ME: shut up and help me butter them"

"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in!"

"I went to see my doctor to get my prostate checked. He gave me the thumbs up."

"Have you seen my cat? I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I hadn't . I like to help where I can."

"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls til she died"

"Say What You Will About Getting Shot But it always starts off with a bang."