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Joke of the Day

"Why do bears poop in the woods? So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!"

"BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit Tim Tebow hired by mistake. After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco."

"My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, ""You weren't even listening just now, were you?!"" I thought, ""Man, what a weird way to start a conversation."""

"Sorry I yelled: BLESS YOU and handed you a tissue after you told me you loved me Blow your nose, it will pass"

"Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend either the car is new or the girlfriend is."

"It's very rude to not refer to the manager at Burger King as ""Your Majesty""."

"People who talk about me behind my back. You discussed me."

"What kind of birds go to church every Sunday? Birds of Pray"

"I once had a llama."

"I don't see why everyone resents the Headless Horseman... All he wanted was head."