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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit? Because she was a cute angle."
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"I wanted to make a joke about Sodium, but Na."
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"I have learned to accept that my parents are ""Santa,"" but I still have no idea how they get to all those other houses."
"Opinions are like butts *gently rubs your opinion*"