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Joke of the Day

"How do birds learn to fly? They just wing it."

"Hey, do you like analogies? I got plenty! I got analogy to rabbits, analogy to grass, analogy to mold..."

"The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss"

"I finally got tinder And after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire."

"I started dating a psychiatrist. Now I'm afraid of commitment."

"It was the Middle Ages. There's no way Rapunzel didn't have lice."

"[Juice Bar] (Wildebeest disguised as man): 36 shots of wheat grass (Lion disguised as Bartender): Follow me out back ""sir"" *hyenas laugh*"

"I like my women like I like my whiskey. Aged 14 years and mixed up in a little coke."

"What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve? I'm turning over a new leaf."

"I wonder who Rose is going to kill in Titanic II."