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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when the Moon is going broke? When it's down to it's last quarter."
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"Why did Jon lick the cat's butt Because the dog was busy"
"What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole? A Hot Cross Bunny"
"What do you call a slutty UPS driver? A mail escort"
"How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ? There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb."
"SMS from my girl: If ur sleeping, send me ur dreams; if ur laughing, send me ur smile; if ur crying, send me ur tears. Response: Honey I'm shitting, should I send you something?"
"A true Columbus Day sale in a mattress store would mean all the merchandise is infested with smallpox"
"What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4."
"I've never been a fan of phone sex... ... mostly because they're made out of really hard plastic."
"Yes hello 911, I put a smaller microwave inside a bigger microwave and now there's a wormhole in my kitchen"