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Joke of the Day

"What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory? Give him a couple of test-tickles."

"What two places can you find a California roll? Sushi bars and stop signs. Source: am southern Oregonian; lots of bad Cali drivers here"

"""I'll Knock You Into Next Week"" have black mothers invented time travel? Details at 11. #ABCReports"

"Duck Jokes What do you call a duck addicted to crack? A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack? Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car? His windshield was quacked."

"What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common? Both are outdated currency."

"My clothes don't fit anymore. There's only one possibly explanation. America is shrinking my clothes."

"How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"It is so cold outside that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket"

"What is the difference between a church and a cult? Their Punch."

"3 Steps to being a good Programmer 1. Avoid recursion 2. Repeat steps 1 and 2. 3. Always have an exit condition. 4. Beware of being off by one."