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Joke of the Day
"I'd rather cuddle than have sex *then"
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"I saw 2 blind men fighting Today I saw two blind men fighting, so I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" Both of them ran away"
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"What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle? You're about to meet da-feet!"