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Joke of the Day

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"

"If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping..."

"She asked if I thought she was a 10... ...I told her she's more like a 14, cause she's the most basic bitch I've ever met."

"Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting but no gorillas were shot on my watch."

"WOMAN: pls help, theres a man outside terrorizing me 911: haha aww that just means he likes you MURDERER (at window): HEY SHUT UP I DO NOT"

"T-REX: So you going to Tim's surprise party? TIM TRICERATOPS (behind them): My what? RAPTOR: More like Tyrannosaurus Wrecks EVERYTHING"

"How do you build a flea circus? You have to start from scratch."

"Things in common When does atheism become synonymous with running? A: When you draw Mohamad. Edit: Reworded it to make sense."

"""Elementary Logic"" (revised edition), by one of the most influential analytic philosophers from Ohio brought to you by: Philosophy of Science subreddit"

"I ran into my ex the other day... Then I put the car in reverse and backed into her again."