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Joke of the Day

"Worlds shortest horror story The last man on earth sat alone in a room...... there was a knock on the door..."

"A man walks into a bar... ...And he says ""ow, that hurt"""

"Ways to tell a woman's mad at you: 1. She's silent. 2. She's yelling. 3. She acts the same. 4. She acts different. 5. She murdered you."

"What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen? He got hurt from harmful rays"

"God will never give you more than you can handle, unless you were born in the wrong place or don't have money. That makes God super mad."

"Why was the egg kicked out of the comedy club? Because he was telling bad yolks!"

"Life's most terrifying 10 seconds: Being held hostage in the corner of the shower by cold water."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? People don't milk cows for twelve years"

"What do you call an elf made of lego? Legolass"

"My Car spinning uncontrollably thru a crowd of people And My Korean friend screams ""Hit the Blakes"" & I'm like ""I can't be that selective"""