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Joke of the Day
"I am better off now than I was 4 beers ago..."
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"*is at the movies with hot date* *does fake yawn to put arm around her* *yawns too hard and inhales a child from the row in front* *dies*"
"Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax? For hispanic attacks..."
"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and a pickpocket? A peeping Tom snatches watch's"
"""Dad, did you ever fall in love with a teacher?"" ""Yes son , with the kindergarden teacher."" ""Then what happened?"" ""Well, your mom caught us and we had to send you to a new school."""
"Thank you for saying, ""I'm just being honest"" after that horrible thing you just said. I feel better now that I know you meant it."
"DOG BOSS: Any messages for me? DOG ASSISTANT: just one from Mr. Agoodboy DOG BOSS: who's Agoodboy? DOG ASSISTANT: *tail starts wagging*"
"Oldie but a goodie Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa."
"*goes down on one knee* One Knee: I have a girlfriend"
"Are you getting older and wiser? No he's getting older and wider!"