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Joke of the Day

"Whenever my mate Dave starts stuttering, I always try and lighten the mood. By pretending to scratch invisible turntables."

"How does a sociopath say goodbye? Manip-ya-later!"

"Sometimes when life closes one door it opens another, because apparently life is trying to air condition the whole damned neighborhood."

"Only 350 more followers until I casually mention the benefits of Amway."

"What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common? They are both being screwed by a person named Kim."

"Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream? He was hit by a buss"

"It's true I misunderstood what you meant by ""take me to the bone zone"" but you must admit this is a very nice graveyard."

"Reddit, Facebook and Twitter should merge into one company called Bridge. To bring more awareness to Bridge Trolls"

"I'm very ugly. But two minus make a plus, so we alright"

"An app that tells you the cleanest highway bathrooms. Why isn't this a thing yet."