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Joke of the Day

"Reddit, Facebook and Twitter should merge into one company called Bridge. To bring more awareness to Bridge Trolls"

"Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth."

"I put my blood sweat and tears into making this Red cordial"

"How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they prefer the dark."

"What's Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran"

"Surgeon: I'll be taking out your appendix today Me: [stomach rumbles] Surgeon: [puts stethoscope to my tummy] Appendix: I have a boyfriend"

"Jeffrey Dahmer was HOT. He had the body of a much younger man."

"If you held a gun to my head and forced me to choose Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man or Andrew Garfield's, I'd probably shit my pants."

"What do Pink Floyd and princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."

"I bet Pope Benedict will appear on Celebrity Rehab this season."