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Joke of the Day

"What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common? They are both being screwed by a person named Kim."

"Hello? I'd like to rent one bouncey house, please. How many will be using it? Just one. Her age? Uh. Four........ty-seven."

"Working with horses is hard but it's stable work."

"Well, I don't know how my tattoo is gonna look when I'm 60, Carol, but I know you'll be dead by then so"

"What's the most prominent religion in Canada? Jemima's Witnesses."

"Don't tell me what your cats' names are, I'll call'em what I want. Oh, Mittens & Snuggles? WRONG. THAT'S WILDSTYLE & THAT'S SNACKMOUTH."

"Toys to Africa Stop sending toys to children in Africa. It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (Gagging on big cock noise)"

"LPT: If you're considering trying BDSM with your SO, don't start at a costume party. Oops wrong sub"

"I ate my dog because it ate my homework. Just kidding, I ate it because I'm Asian."