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Joke of the Day
"Only 350 more followers until I casually mention the benefits of Amway."
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"Sex is a misdemeanor.. De more I miss, de meanor I get."
"Why does Highlander 2 exist? There can only be one."
"We found love in a hopeless place We found Steve in a frozen place We found Stark in an iron case We found Hulk in some gamma rays We found Thor punching Lokis face"
"A man walks into a bar His alcoholism is tearing his family apart"
"I just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"Coffee maker in the IT department doesn't work Try reinstalling Java."
"Hey man, settle an argument for me? ""Sure"" [handing him a sword] Great, he's just in there"
"Why do elephants where pink shoes? To hide in the grass. Have you ever seen an elephant with pink shoes? No? Good hiders, aren't they?"
"Tom should concentrate less on Myspace and more on his shoe business"