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Joke of the Day
"I'm very ugly. But two minus make a plus, so we alright"
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"Do you think horses feel remorse? They have such long faces."
"What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team? Alley-oop Akbar"
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese."
"My Bestie just got banned from Taco Bell. I cannot wait to hear this story. I have given table dances at Taco Bell and not got kicked out."
"Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs."
"*runs in out of breath* Friend: what's going on? Me: [heavy breathing] bear with me Friend: Ok *waits* *bear runs in, also out of breath*"
"I have a friend who everyone knows is gay but he won't admit it. He'll swallow everything but his pride."
"What do you call a ghost on the Internet? e-erie."
"(Guy who was trapped in a well for 20 years standing in front of the Get Well Soon cards at the pharmacy, frowning)"