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Joke of the Day

"God said unto John, ""come forth and receive eternal life..."" But john came fifth and won a toaster. Not original but I love this joke"

"What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison."

"Who is the oppostite of Cristopher Walken? Christopher Reeve"

"What is green, and then red? Frogs in a blender."

"What is the difference between pink and purple? The grip."

"Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar? It's harder to break bills."

"*reads sign* No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service! *takes off pants*"

"I thought the big NYC ball was mechanically operated but I guess not. I heard Mariah Carey dropped it last night during her performance."

"What do you call a Hebrew that lives in the Alpines? A Mountain Jew."

"It's a sad day when you watch National Geographic and realize oysters have a better sex life than you."