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Joke of the Day
"How is parsley and pubic hair alike? You just brush them off to the side and keep eating"
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"My girlfriend just said she's leaving me because of my obsession with goats. Meh."
"There are smart men, handsome men, rich men, sexy men and sweet men and then there is the combination of all. We call that one a ""unicorn"""
"Top ten snappy comebacks for nosy people This is great!"
"Make sure to dress extra provocative if you ever find yourself in a 5th attempt to overturn a criminal conviction You'll definitely need that six appeal."
"The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30."
"I get so fustrated when people say ""supposably"" or ""irregardless"" I feel like I'm literally drownding"
"I'm speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I'm going."
"What's green slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."
"You know why it's called PMS? ...there's already something called Mad Cow Disease."