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Joke of the Day

"A guy got hit by a car in his left side. He's all right now."

"What do you do when you stub your toe? Call a ""toe"" truck."

"The brochure for my new camera says that the shutter speed is so fast that you can photograph a hummingbirds wings in flight, or a woman with her mouth shut"

"I like my women like my coffee, hot, black, and bitter."

"So I hear the Aryan Union sponsored a 5k... Yeah, they called it the master race."

"A guy walks into a bar with a bit of asphalt. He walks up to the bar tender and says 'I'll have a beer and one for the road'."

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp? It's not hard."

"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?"

"Your mother is so fat.. ..when she wears high heels she strikes oil"

"What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !"