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Joke of the Day
"What do the dolphins and the post office have in common? Neither deliver on Sundays."
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"I'm glad Canada won. Beating them in hockey would like telling Yo-Yo Ma that the cello sucks. He's a nice dude, let him be into the cello."
"Watch it bro, your mouth's writing checks your body can't cash. Because you write really sloppy with the pen in your mouth. Seriously, wtf?"
"What is James Bond's favourite drug? Viagra, so he can Roger Moore."
"Serial Killer What Do You call a man that breaks into a neighbor's house to stab Cereal boxes? A Cereal Killer!"
"Paradox Corporation just opened. They're doing everything they can to go out of business."
"If my dick was a dude... He would prefer the term little person"
"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do, he laughs."
"[nervously speeding up as I drive my date past a Taco Bell] SIRI: At frequent destination. Set this address as 'Home' address?"
"I found a message in a bottle. It said: ""The girl at the end of the bar is a lot hotter than she was 2 hours ago."""