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"Not sure if this Adderall is working but I just made a pros and cons list about pros and cons lists."

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"Why Asians are good at everything? Because they're Asians, not Bsians"
"""Act your age!"" I yell at my 11 year-old daughter as I put on my Captain America t-shirt."
"What do you call hot women in France? Tourists"
"[creation] GOD: Let's name some of you bugs FLY: Me first! GOD: Okay...Fly FLY: Hell yeah! BUTTERFLY: Now me! GOD: Hmm...Butterfly FLY: Sonuvab-"
"You might say I'm socially constipated... ... ... I haven't given a shit in years."
"How can you tell which is the head nurse? The one with the dirty knees."
"What do you call a black man with a pegleg SHIT ON A STICK *im going to hell*"
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