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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man with a pegleg SHIT ON A STICK *im going to hell*"
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"After decades of intense research, scientists have finally figured out what a woman wants Unfortunately, she's since changed her mind."
"Obama: any good ideas in how to defeat isis? *Biden raises hand* Obama: besides assembling the Avengers? *Biden lowers hand*"
"Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and hey why did you bring all these goats they're eating this luscious grass."
"If realigion isn't real then why does it have the word ""real"" in it?"
"A guy named Shane can never date an Asian girl... ... Because then she would bring Shane to her family."
"My sis just asked if sugar goes bad. Now I can't stop picturing it bullying the other spices and selling pot."
"I was fired from my job for placing the vegetables in sexually suggestive ways Apparently you can't do that if you're a specials-eds teacher"
"As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought, Dogs sure are easily amused!... ...then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail."
"Doctor I swallowed a PEN!!! Doctor, Doctor I swallowed a PEN, WHAT DO I DO? Doctor: Use a pencil..."