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Joke of the Day

"What do you call hot women in France? Tourists"

"I only discriminate against people who discriminate. I'm basically the Dexter of discrimination."

"The most realistic thing about Stranger Things is how much time kids in the 80s spent without parental supervision."

"""Doctor, how's the patient?"" Doctor: He's critical. Patient: Dear prospective viewers, remaking 'Point Break' was a bad mistake. Utterly pointless."

"I am going to tell my friends... That I will show up to their holloween party as Amelia Earhart...then not show up."

"I broke up with my girlfriend over religious beliefs She didn't believe I was god. (Credit: Artie Lange)"

"""You clean up nicely"", is just a polite way of saying, ""You usually look like shit."""

"What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand? *hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING?!?!?!"

"Terrorist Pick-Up Line ""Hey girl, is your ass America? Because I want to destroy it."""

"What do you do with a camel that won't move ...Camel tow it"