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Joke of the Day
"The nintendo 64 turned 18 last month Which means you can now legally blow the cartridges"
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"How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for? Pound an alarm"
"My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."
"To the girl with the nazi swastika avi that just rt'd me...... You just rt'd a Jew!!!! Enjoy your evening shalom"
"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing"
"Why didn't the vampire feed off of Taylor Swift? She had Bad Blood."
"A guy walks up to a white girl at Starbucks ""Hey girl, Are you Sodium Oxide? Because you're so basic."""
"Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over? Because it was... imbalanced."
"Why do women pierce their bellybutton? Place to hang their air freshener."
"What did the french bloomers say to the sexy thong? Well I've 'ad me ups n downs, but I've never been pushed to one side..."