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Joke of the Day

"The most offensive jokes thread? I'll start What is the difference between chopping up a baby and an onion? - chopping up an onion makes you cry."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist."

"My friend would not believe Canada has a new prime minister It's Tru-deau."

"What does Sean Connery say when he has to go number 2? ""I've got a shituation"""

"What do steaks and pot brownies have in common? If you eat either of them in India you'll get stoned."

"I went for a job interview in a Art Gallery today, but the interviewers seemed to hate everything about me. I didn't really paint a good picture of myself."

"Guy comes home from work and catches his mate shagging his wife so he stabs him to death. His missus says, ""fucking carry on like that, you wont have any mates left""."

"What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer"

"What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey? North West."

"Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming."