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Joke of the Day

"I went for a job interview in a Art Gallery today, but the interviewers seemed to hate everything about me. I didn't really paint a good picture of myself."

"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian."

"The world's shortest joke. Pakistani government."

"I bought my kids electric toothbrushes because it was taking too long to splatter toothpaste all over the bathroom w/the regular toothbrush."

"You know how to do gypsy triathlon? You walk to the pool, don't swim, and then ride home on a brand new bike."

"I went for a job interview. The bloke asked, ""Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?"" ""Same as now - in photos and mirrors,"" I replied"

"Welcome to Insomnia Club. God dammit Bob. BOB. Steve wake Bob up. Steve?"

"""You're bleeding because you don't floss"" Me: No, I'm bleeding because I ate the entire bowl of deceivingly fake fruit in your waiting room."

"Rick Astley will give you any movie from his Pixar collection... ...But he's never gonna give you Up."

"One night a woman undressed in front of her husband... ""what turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"" Asked the wife The husband looked her up an down an said, ""your sense of humor."""