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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey? North West."
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"A mushroom walks into a bar The bartender says: ""Get out of here! We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom says: ""Why not man? I really am a FunGi."""
"Twitter: something to read when people are talking to you."
"What did the Elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe out of that little thing?"
"What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales !"
"What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common? Both will never get a college degree."
"Apparently, if you jump out of a plane wearing parachute pants, it doesn't break your fall at all. But you can carry about a hundred combs."
"There are 363 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable."
"I enjoy quaint, old-fashioned customs like being nice to people."
"What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus? Nailed it"