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Joke of the Day
"What does Sean Connery say when he has to go number 2? ""I've got a shituation"""
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"Niece: found these handcuffs in your drawer. Me: yea I got arrested once Niece: omg why Me: for going through my aunt's drawers."
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"What's big, green and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table."