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Joke of the Day

"What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer"

"Business idea Souvernir Shops in abortion clinics - so noone leaves empty handed"

"I don't feel bad for the people killed in ""Jaws"". When I know where a murderer lives, I don't go swimming in his bathtub."

"My favorite one liner Using single ply toilet paper is the best way of getting in touch with your inner self."

"Dance Dance Revolution is an intense game but an even more intense to-do list"

"I just read an article on the dangers of alcohol and it scared the shit out of me So that's it. I'm done. No more reading after today"

"What's the difference between kinky and perverted ? Kinky you use a feather; perverted you use the whole chicken !"

"SNAKE: im gonna bite you SNAKE CHARMER: u are so sexy S: wha- SC: *presses finger to lips* still wana bite me? S: *blushes* well not anymore"

"What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners? No Direction."

"How does Donald Trump plan to silence the terrorists? Muzzle 'em"