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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist."
Next Joke
"I wonder if mutes ever sign ""Now that's what I'm talking about!"""
"Sorry I lied about knowing how to play the piano. What's that? Yes, I agree it made the funeral uncomfortable."
"My cat died. Just kitten."
"[after my murder] COP: Can u think why anyone would want to kill him? WIFE: Christ yes *starts Power Point presentation* Make yourself comfy"
"I'll be buying me some more condoms after this New Years Eve! My old ones expire."
"How can you spot a Jewish Pedofile? He's the guy in the creepy van rolling up to kids and asking ""Hey kids, you want to buy some candy?"""
"Idea for a male strip club: Call it the Rock Hard Cafe... I think the rest is self explanatory."
"Officer- I'm giving you a ticket for your speed Me- That's heroin Officer-... Me- Want some? Officer-... Me- Oooh, shiny handcuffs"
"Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant"