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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an exploding horse? Neigh-Palm"
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"Aphantasia I was reading about a guy that lives with aphantasia, but I just can't picture what that would be like."
"My neighbors listen to awesome music. Whether they like it or not."
"My friend said she's had kidney problems since she was 7 I told her it's fine cause once she turns 18 she'll get adult knees"
"Dear Lord, if my happiness bothers some people, please give them their own happiness so they won't bother hating on mine."
"What do you call a university full of fat girls studying neuroscience? A hippocampus."
"space republicans decree: if alien lifeform implants a egg in ur face,u must carry it to term. perhaps wear a less enticing helmet next time"
"Roses are red Violets are blue Undeleted txts will be used against you"
"I think the bigger issue with our country is that Paula Deen even had that many endorsements to lose in the 1st place."
"A man asked Hitler "" Would you kill a jew for 8 pieces of gold? "" Hitler said : Nein."