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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red Violets are blue Undeleted txts will be used against you"

"I just cleaned out my purse. So, I'll be having a garage sale later this afternoon."

"What do you call a fish with no eye? fsh"

"Besides tweeting during this job interview, what would you say is your biggest weakness?"

"What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh haven't you heard? He's dead!"

"How did you get out of Iraq? Iran"

"The S7's are exploding as much as Muslims in the middle east."

"(A math joke.) What did the acorn say when it grew up? Gee, I'm a tree."

"She said she wanted to hear a double-entendre... ...so I gave her one."

"Maybe cologne should come with a two sprays a day lock on it."