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Joke of the Day

"My friend said she's had kidney problems since she was 7 I told her it's fine cause once she turns 18 she'll get adult knees"

"Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!"

"Masturbation isn't illegal ...but I'm sure if it was, people would take the law into their own hands."

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey but I've turned myself around"

"Why did the hipster drown? Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )"

"If the only tool you have is a dildo, everything looks like its ready to nail."

"I was reading in the paper that more people have been held at Gun Point this year than ever before. So why do people keep going to Gun Point?"

"I never take a stab in the dark. I like to see what I'm stabbing."

"a bunch of people at a school dance waiting to get a drink that's it. that's the punch line"

"What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? ""I'm stuck on you!"""