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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish.. C'mon..give it... bad doggy.."

"My friend once asked me if I would have sex with a christian girl without a condom. It's okay, God will protect us."

"Did anyone see the original joke posted on this sub today? Neither did I."

"Anthropology It'll get you laid, but it won't get you paid."

"Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this."

"What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year? Irish pride"

"Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive!"

"What would you call The Flinstones if they were black? Niggers"

"If the interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years Standing naked on top of a fire truck does not appear to be the correct answer"

"What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War? The Battle of Gaine's Mill"