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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's favorite part of a golf course? The bunker"
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"How do ghosts like their chicken cooked? Terri-fried!"
"Who has the best K/D ratio? Hitler."
"What do the Kardashians and penises have in common? They are both stuck up cunts"
"Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer? ""Orff Orff Orff Orff!"""
"Practiced my breakup on my cats last night and today they are gone."
"""Your sense of entitlement is destroying our relationship"" *me to my dog while trying to eat without having to share."
"How do you tell if someone is ticklish? You give them a couple of test-tickles."
"Nothing says ""I'm single"" like a string cheese wrapper in the bathroom trash can."
"What's even more impressive than a talking dog ? A spelling bee!"