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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme? arrr lmao"
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"I like my women like I like my milk... White, with 2% fat."
"If you ask me to go get ""Eyetalian"" food with you, our friendship is probably over."
"What do you call the guy who graduates last in medical class? Doctor"
"If dolphins are so smart, how come they work at Sea World?"
"I shot my first turkey today! But I scared the hell out of everyone in the meat section."
"Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you ( )"
"I saw a homeless man I know on a bicycle Guess he's mobile homeless"
"Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank!"
"What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold? A Polysneezin."