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Joke of the Day

"Where does the thumb meet its type? At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!"

"What word that starts with an ""N"" and ends with an ""R"" would you never want to call a black person Neighbor"

"A father takes a deep breath and says ""Son, I think it's time you and I talk about sex."" His son took a deep breath as well ""Sure dad, what do you want to know about it?"""

"A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded. What in the hell do they put in butterflys?"

"Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane? Aren't they themselves a carry-on?"

"What would To Kill a Mockingbird be called if Harper Lee was an alcoholic? Tequila Mockingbird."

"If a redneck was a pie, what flavour would it be? Pump-kin."

"Past, present and future walked into a bar It was tense"

"We Played the Guessing Game Mom: What did you do at school today? Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam? Mark: That's right."

"What's the difference between a religion and a cult? Their tax exemption status."