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Joke of the Day

"Guys, I think I just came up with a new joke! Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs? Cause then there would be a hole in one!"

"Unicorns have one horn and everyone says ""ooh they're so magical"" Cow's have 2 horns & no one cares even though they taste so much better"

"3 women at a bar Talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage. One fits a cucumber. The other falls down the bar stool"

"Giving someone a Dunkin Donuts gift certificate for their birthday is the perfect way to say ""I love you"" and ""I hate you"" at the same time"

"My friend owns a popular graveyard People are dying to get in."

"Everyone else gauges how productive their week is by how little time they had for Twitter too, right?"

"Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu? so he could flip the bird"

"There are 10000000 people in a room 1 of them understands binary and the other 127 don't. Decided to make my own variation of the original joke :)"

"You know, I always really liked Meatloaf I've never had any beef with him"

"Crabs always look like they're walking themselves out of an awkward situation ...."