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Joke of the Day

"Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze."

"""Meh-eh-eh. Meh-eh-eh"" - Apathetic goat."

"My mom: The liberals in California are rubbing off on you. Me: I know, it keeps getting in my hair. (silence)"

"My mom nearly had a stroke in a strip club last night..... But she couldn't quite reach."

"What's the difference between a preschool and a brothel? You should know this you sick fuck."

"I got so fed up with trick or treaters at Halloween, so I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in... Fuck the ships ! My lighthouse, my rules !"

"Why did the villagers hate Frankenstein? Because he was a Jew."

"This banker I know has absolutely no friends... I think he's loanly"

"what did the handsome highschool boy wear to school? a whole lot of DAAAAAMN DANIEL"

"How did the astronaut land on the sun? He went at night."