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Joke of the Day
"You know, I always really liked Meatloaf I've never had any beef with him"
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"What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !"
"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? I can't hear an enzyme."
"""I hope these bad jokes distract you from the fact you're getting screwed."" - Car insurance commercials"
"Want to hear a joke about toilet paper? Nevermind... it's tearable."
"Juliet: yo I'm dead Romeo: same Juliet: OR AM I..."
"If you cut down a hundred trees, you are not a lumberjack. But if you suck one dick, you are a cocksucker."
"How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike? Because you never forget!"
"I have a job crushing pop cans. It's soda pressing."
"Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint; the phone rings,and he jumps up shouting: ""Oh Shit, I forgot to feed the dog!"""