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Joke of the Day
"You know, I always really liked Meatloaf I've never had any beef with him"
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"Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital."
"A very curious kid Kid: ""Papa, are you growing taller all the time?"" Father: ""No, my child. Why do you ask?"" Kid: ""Because the top of your head is poking up through your hair."""
"Why is Hitler's Favorite Animal the Cheetah? Because they are the Facist animals within existence."
"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free"
"What's the worlds longest sentence? I do."
"Did you hear the horror story about the teens having sex on a camping trip? It was fucking in tents!"
"Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes."
"Why doesn't the Mormon Church have a Tour De France team?"
"Just realized my undies are on inside out .. Was gonna change them around . but I figured let the other side get sum action for a change ."