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Joke of the Day

"There are 10000000 people in a room 1 of them understands binary and the other 127 don't. Decided to make my own variation of the original joke :)"

"I tried, I really did. I threw my hands up in the air and waved them like I just don't care. Then I realized I do care. Damnit, I do care."

"5 guys walk into a bar You'd think atleast one of them would have seen it."

"a fun thing to do if your wife leaves her fb open: post an argument you had but switch who said what and watch her friends agree with 'her'"

"Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal."

"I like to skip my digestive system and just place my Chipotle burrito directly into my toilet."

"With women it's not about how much money you make, what you drive or where you live at... LOL Who am I kidding, even the homeless women go after the homeless guys with the most stuff.."

"I wanted to turn my life around so I tried to stop memeing all the time... ...It made my life memeingless"

"What do you guys think of message boards? ....I'm all forum."

"Benedict Cumberbatch announced that he's really well known now To which I say ""No shit, Sherlock."""