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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about the piece of paper? Well, it's tearable..."

"Kind of a kid joke What kind of cereal do zombies like? Kellog's All Brain"

"Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare."

"What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog."

"rubbish invention I made a sandal for people with only one leg. it was a flop."

"My girlfriend and I had sex in her parent's bed. It got really awkward when they woke up."

"Do Apes kiss? Yes but never on the first date!"

"I raped myself today. It sucks being a schizophrenic hermaphrodite."

"Would you like to try some binary cake? Sure, I'll have a little bit."

"My friend really changed onced she decided to be a vegetarian It's like I've never known herbivore"