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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about the piece of paper? Well, it's tearable..."

"The things that you love are what makes you who you are. I guess that makes me large breasts...."

"Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?"

"May I get your name? Yes, its ""I'm The Only Person Here Waiting For Coffee."""

"A woman walks into a bar.... Realised too many man walk into a bar..."

"Everybody wants to change the world, but no one can find a diaper that's big enough."

"Most Offensive Jokes You've Ever Heard Dark/black humor, abortion jokes, dead baby jokes, show me your worst reddit. I'll start. What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics? - Walking"

"I think my girlfriend would be a great presidential candidate, Because she's so awesome at bringing up shit from the past."

"I've waited long to say this. I think we should all gift watches to the folks at /r/trees. It's high time."

"Did you hear about the guy who robbed blind people? Nobody saw it coming."